Lessons from the world’s most beautiful chinese man

May 22, 2008

萬歲中國!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Greig Timkoe @ 10:14 am

Remember: 12/05/2008

May 4, 2008

Iron Man, Iron Man, Does Whatever an Iron Can

Filed under: Entertainment — Tags: , , — Greig Timkoe @ 10:16 pm

Iron Man.

That says it all.

He’s a man. And like, made of IRON.

The movie previewed here in SA this last weekend and lived up to everything I thought it would be and more!

I have a very simple system when it comes to reviewing movies.

They either fall into:

1) WATCH IT!!

2) Stay away if you value your masculinity.

3) Wait for it to come on M-Net. Its not worth the R30, but you do get to see boobs.

Iron Man scores a solid WATCH IT!!

Robert Downey Jr has proven that he can put the nose candy down long enough to portray a loveable prick (… or maybe just be himself in front of the camera for a while?).

You’ll never believe that that is REALLY Jeff Bridges on screen.

Sadly there are no boobs in this movie. Not even on Gwyeth Paltrow.

The CGI is seamless. If this movie was made any earlier it would have looked ridiculous.

All I can say is: thank God that there are kids like us who grew up watching the same tv shows that are now in positions of power in Hollywood.

Transformers; now Iron Man and hopefully Robotech!

Its funny how in the movies (i.e. America) you can make a suit of flying robotic armor in your garage, use it, and actually come out of the experience just that much cooler.

Tony Stark is Iron Man

You’d never be able to make said suit of flying robotic armor in your garage here in South Africa.

Superman was powerless against Kryptonite in Metropolis.

Iron Man would be just as powerless against Scrap Metal thieves here in SA.

Anton Sterk is Yster Man

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